I have to say aliens from Outer Space not to confuse some people who might think this guy was kidnapped by illegals.
Former Knick guard Baron Davis said he was recently scouted — by a bunch of ETs reports TheNew York Post!
“I was actually abducted by aliens like two weeks ago,” the two-time NBA All-Star announced on the podcast “The Champs” this week.
“Is that right?” hosts Neal Brennan and Moshe Kasher ask him in the Los Angeles-based comedy broadcast. “Tell us about that.”
Davis then launches into a several-minute-long description of driving from Vegas to LA and suddenly finding himself getting poked in the eyes by “f--k–ing ugly motherf--kers” in a steel spaceship.
“I’m a little tired and s--t,” he begins. “And I see this light and I think it’s a big-ass truck, you know.”
“And I was driving, driving, then next thing you know, dude, like, I was in this f--king like steel thing and these f--king crazy looking people, like half-human, half, like, f--king ugly motherf--kers,” he tells the podcast hosts.
Brennan, a co-writer of “Chappelle’s Show,” and Kasher, a noted standup comic, seem taken aback, and repeatedly ask the NBA star if he is serious or not.
Davis insists, “Hell yeah, dude.”
More here
I wonder if the NBA has drug screening for retired players.
0 comments:
Post a Comment